If I were...

I picked up this meme from Kaylee at thisiskaylee.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a ruby. (only because it's my birthstone)

If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.

If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be HEELS.

If I were the weather, I would be a breezy day with a 48% chance of rain during hurricane season.

If I were a facial expression, I'd be a raised left eyebrow.

If I were a car, I'd like to say I'd be a Rolls Royce but we all know that's not true.

If I were a time of day, I’d be night.  I'm a night owl.

If were a month, I’d be December.

If I were a place, I'd be an old theater.

If I were a liquid, I’d be coffee.  I'm practically made of the stuff.

If I were a taste, I’d be a blackberry.  I only say that because that sounds really good right now.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a seahorse.

If I were a food, I’d be a noodle. (Probably a wet one....) :P

If I were a color, I'd be PURPLE.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be a set of drums.

If I were a flower, I’d be a pansy.  And I only say that because I'm a pansy.

If I were a song, I’d be "Sweet Caroline."  Exchange that "sweet" for "weird" and then that's an accurate statement.

If I were a planet, I'd be earth, because it's got people in it and I like people.

If I were an object, I would be a pillow.  I like sleep.

If I were a fruit, I'd be a kiwi.  I don't know why.  I just like kiwis.

If I were a sound, I’d just be plain ol' noisy.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.