I can't do this

I just thought I'd pop in with a quick notice.

Um, it's high of 15 celsius, low of 9 celsius.  Do you know what that means?

That means it is high of FIFTY-EIGHT degrees and low of FORTY-EIGHT point TWO degrees.

I am sorry, when did this become my life?  This probably sounds like small stuff to you, but this is the girl who grew up in Hawaii.  I wore a trench coat, scarf, jeans, and boots to the store and was dandy, but goodness gracious, today is so much colder than yesterday!  I stood on our balcony for a moment in my robe and p.j.s just to confirm the hype.

The hype has been confirmed.

I can't do this.

That is all.