Hey everyone.... so, I am a minority.
Only 2% of America is like me. TWO PERCENT!
What makes me so different?
I have toe thumbs.
See? No joke, it is not my toe. It is my right thumb.
And did you know? Megan Fox has toe thumbs too! She had to use a hand double in her phone commercial. I know. 'Cause that totally makes me feel better about myself. Or not.
Now you know.
And I'm really fast at texting. Who knew?